Warren Buffett

"I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me."

W. H. Auden

"We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know."

Laurence J. Peter

"Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively."

Imelda Marcos

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."