Senior Medical Alert Systems: April 2015

Monday, April 27, 2015

"You're only as good as your last haircut."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday."

"I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life."

"I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it."

"Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18."

"Most human beings are quite likeable if you do not see too much of them."

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage."

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."