William Lyon Phelps

"If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens."

Bob Hope

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."

Charles M. Schulz

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."

Bertrand Russell

"The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."

Orson Welles

"I have an unfortunate personality."

Walt Disney

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

Will Durant

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."

Jack Lemmon

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."